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interests: unikitty the show, computer science, my girlfriend <3, psychology, internet webculture, programming/coding, html & css, weird random shit i come across online (or even offline), tomska, game grumps, eating noodles on a cold night, energy drinks, ytpmvs, mid 2000s to early 2010s stuff, stanley parable, asdfmovie, any early to mid 2010s youtube media ever i am literally obsessed, roblox, i'm a very nerdy music connoisseur and love talking about it. gmod/half-life, i have a mild interest in tf2 n im still getting into it :3, uuuhhhhh serial experiments lain (if it wasn't already obvious), talking 2 cool people, tinkering with random trinkets, being silly. the mandela catalouge, analog horror,, alternate reality games, paranormal stuff, shit like that.


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artists/bands: the garden (including side projects of theirs like puzzle & enjoy), aphex twin, machine girl, crystal castles, renard, black dresses/girls rituals/EAT BABIES? (and devi mccallions other projects), underscores, 100 gecs, TMBG, tally hall, tyler the creator, lostrushi, osquinn, men i trust, tv girl, siouxxie sixxsta, billy idol, boyz II men, food house, diet tea other cola, NANORAY, the cure, everything but the girl, boa, venetian snakes, prolaps, rosegarden funeral party, MIMIDEATH, ke$ha (im literally her #1 FAN EVER^_^^^), deftones, panchiko, cocteau twins, bjork, rob zombie, bikini kill, misfits, kfc murder chicks, 2pac, nine inch nails, nirvana, lil darkie, teenage disaster, minor threat, "weird al" yankovic, childish gambino, babymetal, her's, porno for pyros, ryoma maeda, i am the world trade center, tears for fears, the sundays, mr kitty, flo-rida, missy elliot, ciara, ne-yo, basically any 2000s or 80s song (blame my parents) my music taste is very generic but i listen to basically anything :3

genres: rap/r&b, blues, midwest emo/emo in general, electronic dance music (edm), breakcore, nightcore, early-mid 2000s rave music, funk, pop-rock, pop-punk, punk-rock, jungle, house, ambient, alternative/indie, 80's, blues, krushklub, sigilcore, pluggnb,mashups, dnb/hardcore, synth-pop, industrial, gabber (ik a majority of these are subgenres but yea ..LOL) 4 the most part i rlly love rap & soul hehe







me stuff

Which Hatsune Miku Nendoroid Model Are You?
Which Len fits you?
Which Touhou Protagonist Are You Mostly Like?
I am a Killer Clown! Click here to take the clown quiz!
I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile.
Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away
I let mine out, and chatter all the while.

I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day
Is any day that's spent without a friend,
With nothing much to do or hear or say.

I like to be with people, and depend
On company for being entertained;
Which seems a good solution, in the end.
What Poetry Form Are You?
What Sort of Hat Are You? I am a Top-hat.I am a Top-hat.

I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades; creative, in a stylistic sort of way, a little vain, a little dark, perhaps a little archaic. I get on alright with people, but I can take them or leave them. What Sort of Hat Are You?
What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Light Cycle.I am a Light Cycle.

I drive fast, I turn fast, I do everything fast. I even breakfast. I tend to confuse people with my sudden changes of heart. Sometimes I even confuse myself, which tends to cause problems. What Video Game Character Are You?
smoothe river rock What Type Of Gamer Are You?
Who Are You In The Mane 6?
What Type Of Music Are You?

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About me:

hai i'm dante but i also go by nessie or JONAH!! idgaf as long as u call me by a name. autistic mixed (māori/peruvian) guy fixated on legos and the wonders of the world wide web and i live in your computer screen!! people would describe me as chill and a nice person so don't be afraid to friend request. don't let the layout deceive you im literally just a guy. i don't bite! but i beg you DONT BE FUCKIN' WEIRD!!!

this profile is NNOTTT mobile friendly & is a lil laggy (soz) so its preferred to view this on a computer/laptop

note: i do read dnis & i love interacting w/my friends (i don't friend hoard, esp if we don't share interests) im not super active on this website tho so i might not always reply to ims or comments instantly, soz. but i don't bite


Who I'd like to meet:

who i'd like to meet

chill ppl preferably. people i share interests w/and ppl with an interesting sense of humorrr... thts about it.

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wait what how did you make this layout-
thx 4 the add u seem like someone who is a god with css xdd

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THANKS SO MUCH!! and you seem just as cool dude ur welcome ^_^

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your profile is so cool!!! :D

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Hi, thanks for adding me!! Sorry for the late comment (you added me a little bit ago, haha-) but I LOVE your profile!!!

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youre all good ^_^ also thank you!!

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yw!!!!! thank you sm

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this is genuinely the greatest profile i think ive ever seen holy shit

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'preciate it man loving ur layout too ^_^

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this might legit be the best profile I have ever seen on this site

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i actually really like this fucking page lol

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dammmn that layout

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Thanks for the add! 💗 Jesus rocks! \m/ 🖤⛓️

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ICANT STOPL AUGHING ITS SO SILLY TO ME Thanks for the add! 💗 Jesus rocks! \m/ 🖤⛓️ Amen, Brother Dante! 🙏🏻 Remember, a pray a day keeps the devil away!

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wowie!!! a unikitty fan!!! so cool!!! :] thx 4 adding i like your profilke!!!

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AYYY ^_^ also thanks!! you too

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I’m speechless…. just wow

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thx 4 add! X3

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It's my first time seeing your profile and god damn it I wish I was cool as you

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thnks dude!! you and your layout is literally the coolest ever

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Thanks for the friend?

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Why did I put a ? at the end

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thank you for the friend request! i like your profile because it looks like it takes a long time to put something like that together. (unless it was already a layout. idk)

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haha thankf you it did take a vry long time to make

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Thanks for the add! 💗 Jesus rocks! \m/ 🖤⛓️

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Your profile is so cool I love it!

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you too dude ^_^

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sick profiel dude ! !

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thank you so much for the add! your profile is amazing!!! :-D

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ofcofcccc!! thank uou so much i love ur profile its so silly ^_^

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ohmy gOOODD YOUR PROIFLE LITERALLY ROCKS SOO GOOD i love it 10/10 very edibl

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THJEHEHE this made me giggle thank you vry much

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